^The FuNNies^

::PeAcE LuV 'n ShiBbY::

^The FuNNies^

This page is where we are going to be putting funny things in...cause we always need a laugh! Laughter is the best medicine...So we will include what makes us laugh, things we heard from movies, quotes from plus one, from our friends...etc

"um, Harry...we ARE in the rockies!" : loyld telling harry that when harry discovered loyld had on tons of gloves and harry didnt have any.

"man..u r one pathetic loser!! no offense."
" no, none takin."
~harry and loyd on dnd

"harry...i took care of it!" :loyld talking to harry in dumb n dumber..LOL

"one time we successfully mated a bulldog with a schitsue..we called it a bullshit!! hehehehehehe!!"
-harry talkin to mary about his dog breedings

"dood..wheres my car?"
"wheres your car, dude?"
"dood, wheres my car?"
"wheres your car, dude?"
"dood, wheres my car?"
"wheres your car,dude?".....
~dude, wheres my car

"what does mine say?" "dude!...What does mine say" "sweet!..but what does mine say?" "dude!...but what does mine say?" "SWEET!..but what does mine say?" :the dorks on Dude,wheres my car? when they were telling each other what their tattoos said on their back.

jim carrey gives sum kids a saw in the grinch :
"here kids..heres a early christmas present. make sure you run reaal fast with it now, double time!!
(hahahahahaha...what a kicker!! yeehaw!)

"does this sports coat make me look fat?"

"no...your face does!"

(HAHAHAHAHHAHA...one of my all time favs!! lol!)

pick up lines for a guy:

guy: hey baby! whats your sign?

chik: DO NOT ENTER

guy: hey is this seat taken?

chik:no but if you sit down mine wont be either

guy: so, what do you do for a living?

chik: im a female impersonator.

guy: your place or mine?

chik: both. you go to yours, and ill go to mine.